BIBLICAL UNICORN FIND!

"Vicente Esteve" (vicente-esteve) 06/10/2014 at 20:13 • Filed to: Unicorn

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2011 BMW 328i Sport Wagon X-Drive 6 Speed Manual with M-Sport Package!

This car is a SERIOUS Unicorn. This is a 3 Series wagon BMW, with the six cilinder engine, 6 speed manual, AWD, with the M-Sport Goodies such as a better steering wheel, better gear knob, a more aggresive body kit, better wheels, etc.

Also, it has the abscence of iDrive which takes complicaiton out, but does include the features you want as is the sunroof, and a still valid warantee!

All can be yours for around $25,000 Dollars, but be sure to be quick because the Extremley rare 26,596 thousand mile only, nicely color combo'd example is a one of a kind deal.

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Vicente Esteve 06/10/2014 at 20:15

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PS9 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/10/2014 at 20:17

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It sounds like the sort of place that corrects all the people who pronounce the company name. "Sir, sir, please...it's pronounced 'Prest-eej'

Vicente Esteve > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/10/2014 at 20:17

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Hahahahaha! I love that movie:

ly2v8-Brian > Vicente Esteve 06/10/2014 at 20:19

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sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Vicente Esteve 06/10/2014 at 20:21

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Link, s'il vous plait.

 V8 Rustler > Vicente Esteve 06/10/2014 at 20:21

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I NEED THIS

PS9 > Vicente Esteve 06/10/2014 at 20:24

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HEY I LIVE IN FLORIDA I COULD TOTALLY GO GET THAT!!!...

...but...no monies. :(

Vicente Esteve > ly2v8-Brian 06/10/2014 at 20:27

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Wow Indeed

langadamd > Vicente Esteve 06/10/2014 at 20:27

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Yes please.

Vicente Esteve > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 06/10/2014 at 20:28

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http://www.ebay.com/itm/BMW-3-Seri…

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Vicente Esteve 06/10/2014 at 20:29

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It's not $22,000, that's the current bid. It hasn't hit reserve yet.

Vicente Esteve >  V8 Rustler 06/10/2014 at 20:30

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EVERYONE HERE DOES!

Vicente Esteve > PS9 06/10/2014 at 20:31

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ASDJFKASDNFKC MONEY!

Vicente Esteve > langadamd 06/10/2014 at 20:33

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As you wish

Vicente Esteve > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 06/10/2014 at 20:34

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Thanks for the tip!

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Vicente Esteve 06/10/2014 at 20:34

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Oh wow, that's cheaper than the '11 335i Coupe with like 46,000 miles and nearly no options I saw at the BMW dealer today.

Vicente Esteve > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 06/10/2014 at 20:35

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And it ISN'T a Freakin Wagon!

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Vicente Esteve 06/10/2014 at 20:38

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True, but it was black over caramel leather with a 6-speed. Beautiful car. And was only $24,750 or something like that

Vicente Esteve > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 06/10/2014 at 20:39

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Hmmmmm, would you get a Solstice/Sky or That?

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Vicente Esteve 06/10/2014 at 20:41

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Definitely the BMW. It was just too pretty to pass over. I stared at it so long a salesman actually came over... If only I could afford it!

Vicente Esteve > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 06/10/2014 at 21:01

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I am surprised Mr. Logan, but yeah, I could'nt resist the Germanness

ly2v8-Brian > Vicente Esteve 06/10/2014 at 21:03

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You can still order these, but unfortunately you are forced into having xdrive

Vicente Esteve > ly2v8-Brian 06/10/2014 at 21:11

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you cant order it with a manual, or a 6 cylinder engine.

ly2v8-Brian > Vicente Esteve 06/10/2014 at 21:12

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....and it gets worse apparently.

M-Powwerr Drives a Ford > Vicente Esteve 06/10/2014 at 21:17

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My dad should have bought this instead of his Beigetastic CR-V

Vicente Esteve > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford 06/10/2014 at 21:29

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Still, CR-V Has V-TEC, and I bet it will be damn hard to get this car that is so rare

M-Powwerr Drives a Ford > Vicente Esteve 06/10/2014 at 21:33

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One nice thing about hondas is the autoboxes let you go to the redline before shifting if your foots down, my dad still misses his 1981 528i 5mt and his 300zx but he does get every ounce of the 180 HP 4banger

Vicente Esteve > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford 06/10/2014 at 21:59

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Awesome, see, even a CR-V can have a redeeming (to an Opponaut) feature.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Vicente Esteve 06/10/2014 at 22:09

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but...but...it's not brown

Vicente Esteve > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 06/10/2014 at 22:52

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Dude, it would be easier to high five Jesus than to find one like this in brown for sale in the U.S.

scoob > Vicente Esteve 06/10/2014 at 22:53

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You could always wrap it anyways!

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Vicente Esteve 06/10/2014 at 22:57

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Did we just become friends?

Vicente Esteve > scoob 06/10/2014 at 22:58

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I wouldn't dare change a thing on this treasure from the German Pilgrims who came to colonize much of the luxury market this side of the pond.

Vicente Esteve > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 06/10/2014 at 23:00

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I wont call him dad

EVEN IF THERES A FIRE

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Vicente Esteve 06/10/2014 at 23:01

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This house is a prison!!!

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Vicente Esteve 06/10/2014 at 23:02

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*a teacher at my school has a brown 328i wagon w/ 6-speed*

Vicente Esteve > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 06/10/2014 at 23:06

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What the watermelon juice? Do you know him/her? Have you kissed their feet in tribute yet?

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Vicente Esteve 06/10/2014 at 23:12

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I don't know who's it is! I've tried to find out with no luck.

Vicente Esteve > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 06/10/2014 at 23:17

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Ask for permision to say something through the megaphone/speakers/communication device of the school and say:

"To the owner of the BMW Wagon, we are sorry to report your car cphas been urinated by a hobo" or " your car wheels have been stolen" or "your vehicle is in fire around the front area", then you run to the parking lot and meet him/her.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Vicente Esteve 06/10/2014 at 23:19

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"Would the owner of the brown 328i Wagon please come to the front office."

Vicente Esteve > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 06/10/2014 at 23:26

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"Would the owner of the brown Unicorn report to the car park immediatley."